Hey hey, G has found an apartment and is moving in on Saturday 25th Nov.
3 Barrington Court, Argosy Gardens, Staines, Middlesex, TW18 xxx, UK
You can google it or just check the Staines Gallery (photos soon).
Anybody watch the cricket? Oh wait - that would be everyone in Australia, yes (execpt Daz who's probably test driving a Carla Zampatti Laser...) Aparently the locals don't watch cricket much. Nobody seemed to know thee ashes was on...
Bollocks. They know. And they're hurting. Casual day tomorrow, I think a cricket Australia T-Shirt is in order (over the top of everything I own, due to the weather here...) Gary, Clem, you know who you are. Your team is not doing so well it seems.
If you know any other poms who need to be ripped on, just tell G.
Come on Aussie, come on, come on...
Oh dear, I asked the security guard (at the office, he's trying to kick me out because it's 8.30pm) to name a girl's car for the Daz-piss-take above, and, oh my god, for the last 10 mins he's been telling me "she should get a car like the one she learned in"...
"No" I said. "I mean what's a girly car, so that if I'm pulling the p!ss out of a guy, I can say he drives that girly car..."
"if you get one like she learned in, she'll know all the controls"... "how old is the girl"...(I said 22, he said... your daughter?)... "you should get a second hand car, they're cheaper"... "fords are good, cos there's lots of spare parts"... "What colour does she like?".
Aaaaggghhh! I was tempted to put in spelling mistakes on purpose to make him look stupid, but I suspect it wasn't necessary...